one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
Is that a dishwasher?
no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…
imagine if you had a little dragon guardian who would sit on your shoulder and guard you so if somebody was mean to you it would just breathe fire at the mean persons face and lit their hair on fire or something
and once in a while it would just nuzzle your face because it loves being your guardian and it loves you
this makes me so happy omg
we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism
The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.
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